Papa smurf can i lick ur

They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

I originally read this years ago on a BBS somewhere I once wrote a Smurf poem: "O! I love you! You're so little, and blue. Your eyes, they sparkle like diamonds. If I ever saw you I'd rip your little head off And spit and dance on your grave. I'm worried about crash. Is anyone else here worried about crash? That is one weird flash bit, and funny, and certainly not NSFW.

I'm developing a crush on Stan Chin. The really horrible thing about that isn't that it was made, or that Stan posted it, or that I watched it, or even that I laughed.

The really horrible thing is how damn catchy it is. Damn, I suppose when I'm at school tomorrow singing "lick dat ass, lick dat ass" I might have to explain myself.

I never though I'd see that stuff turn up on mefi. They'll get a kick out of it. Oh, and shouldn't that be Not Smurf For Work? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Love the blue tongue on ol' Bill, nice touch. Towlie and Strongbad in the same meme joke, I must be dreaming. That was fucking brilliant, jujujive It was a gramactical error. I have a pet peeve about people that sling the "n00b" insult without grasping the english language.

I'm stunned really, dont know what to say now I might cry. This is like a big thing when someone posts a link of me insulting all of the noobs, scum and creators of pointless topics that has infected this once great website. Thats nothin watch this For fucks sakes. ABS Can go fuck my dead wife. No Really, They can go fuck Laci for all I care. Member since: Feb. Member Level 09 Blank Slate. Member since: Jul. Member Level 32 Blank Slate. Fuck off and die you horrible air wasting scum.

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I admired that insult up to "Shooted" Composer and Rock Star. Member since: Mar. Member Level 12 Blank Slate. I remember this. There's one better, The Snorts, with Papa Snort. Member since: Apr. Member Level 22 Blank Slate. Member Level 11 Blank Slate. You are a freakish waste of carbon. Member since: Dec. Member Level 14 Blank Slate. Member since: Oct.